Post by wilbarra on Apr 28, 2016 8:13:17 GMT
WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH A PIGEON THAT THINKS ITS A CHICKEN?
ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSES RESCUED A PIGEON FROM THE WINTERS STORM,
WHEN IT SMASHED INTO HER WINDOW JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
IT BADLY DAMAGED ITS WING AND ONE HIS LEGS BUT IS PROBABLY MORE HAPPY NOW
THAN ITS EVER BEEN.
IT HAS A PERMANENT ACCESS TO FOOD AND WATER AND A NICE LITTLE COOP
WHEN IT WANTS TO SPEND A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM WORLDLY CARES.
THE ONLY TROUBLE IS IT HAS FOUND ITS WAY THROUGH THE HEDGE ONTO MY PLOT
AND ITS TAKEN TO FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE IT DOES ITS OWNER.
ON THESE OCCASIONS ITS LIKE HAVING A LITTLE SHADOW , YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU AND
THERE IT IS
NOW BEING A GARDENER FOR MOST OF MY LIFE AND HAVING TO PUT UP WITH HAVING
WITH ITS MATES PULLING MY GREEN STUFF TO PIECES EVERY YEAR MY NATURAL INSTINCT
IS TO REACH FOR MY HOE A WACK IT ONE BUT WHAT DO I DO I TURN ROUND AND START
TALKING TO IT.
I HAVE FOUND ONE WAY OF GETTING RID OF HIM,OR HER,(I HAVE YET TO ASCERTAIN FROM
IT WHAT SEX HE OR SHE IS).
I HAVE NO DOUBT ,HE OR SHE,WILL LET ME KNOW IN DUE COURSE.
ONE THING I DO KNOW IT LIKES CRUSHED RYVITA,CRUSHED VERY FINE.
AFTER ITS HAD ITS BIT OF RYVITA IT MAKES ITS WAY BACK THROUGH THE HEDGE TO WHERE
IT LIVES.
LOOKING AT THE SITUATION LOGICALLY ONE THING IS DEAD CERTAIN .
THIS PIGEON HAS GOT THE GOOD LIFE WELL AND TRULY SUSSED OUT.
ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSES RESCUED A PIGEON FROM THE WINTERS STORM,
WHEN IT SMASHED INTO HER WINDOW JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
IT BADLY DAMAGED ITS WING AND ONE HIS LEGS BUT IS PROBABLY MORE HAPPY NOW
THAN ITS EVER BEEN.
IT HAS A PERMANENT ACCESS TO FOOD AND WATER AND A NICE LITTLE COOP
WHEN IT WANTS TO SPEND A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM WORLDLY CARES.
THE ONLY TROUBLE IS IT HAS FOUND ITS WAY THROUGH THE HEDGE ONTO MY PLOT
AND ITS TAKEN TO FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE IT DOES ITS OWNER.
ON THESE OCCASIONS ITS LIKE HAVING A LITTLE SHADOW , YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU AND
THERE IT IS
NOW BEING A GARDENER FOR MOST OF MY LIFE AND HAVING TO PUT UP WITH HAVING
WITH ITS MATES PULLING MY GREEN STUFF TO PIECES EVERY YEAR MY NATURAL INSTINCT
IS TO REACH FOR MY HOE A WACK IT ONE BUT WHAT DO I DO I TURN ROUND AND START
TALKING TO IT.
I HAVE FOUND ONE WAY OF GETTING RID OF HIM,OR HER,(I HAVE YET TO ASCERTAIN FROM
IT WHAT SEX HE OR SHE IS).
I HAVE NO DOUBT ,HE OR SHE,WILL LET ME KNOW IN DUE COURSE.
ONE THING I DO KNOW IT LIKES CRUSHED RYVITA,CRUSHED VERY FINE.
AFTER ITS HAD ITS BIT OF RYVITA IT MAKES ITS WAY BACK THROUGH THE HEDGE TO WHERE
IT LIVES.
LOOKING AT THE SITUATION LOGICALLY ONE THING IS DEAD CERTAIN .
THIS PIGEON HAS GOT THE GOOD LIFE WELL AND TRULY SUSSED OUT.
