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Post by wilbarra on Jan 9, 2017 22:55:21 GMT
Fred had just been given a very neglected plot by the local council. the weeds were nearly waist high. the shed had half the roof missing and the green house was leaning heavily to one side with barely a pane of glass to be seen. just as he had got started clearing in the mess the vicar came past and said "with the help of God you will soon get the plot in working order" to which Fred replied "seems to me vicar its the other way round,God dont seem to have much of a job of the plot on his own"
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bridgey
Clearing the weeds
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Post by bridgey on Jan 10, 2017 21:27:03 GMT
two men were waiting at a bus stop when a lorry went past loaded with turf. "That's real rich " said one of the men "what driving a turf lorry" said the other. "no" the first one replied "taking your lawn to be cut,now that's rich"
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